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 When you have nothing,

you were given a plate,

it means everything and you were grateful and remember you got a plate.


When you have everything,

you will never even see the plate. Even when the number of people who gave you the plates increased. There is no plate. I want plates. 


If we can be neutral, how shall we see the plates. Shall we do the opposite or shall we do nothing. Shall we return the plate or shall we break the plate. Shall we hide the plate or shall we show case the plate. The Plate. I wonder why will they use a plate for a trophy. I wonder why? The sometimes, it was a CUP.  Super big Cup. Then a Bowl. WHY????? Why must it be a Plate, a Cup or a Bowl. The medal was like a coin. or it signifies a Cookie. One day this person think of a game. He got a cookie, a plate, a cup and a bowl. ya… you know what I mean. I no need to explain further. He ate them or he have them or he got them from somebody. He make the cookie a medal. He made the rest trophy to consume the cookie or medal. That’s why you saw people biting the medal when they won. If it is a real cookie, you can eat it. No it is not a cookie but gold… what a disappointment. They then have a spoooooon what. Why don’t they spell spooon and why spoon. poooh. zooom, ooo, loook, it’s loooked nicer. You get a free red underline if you use a linter or a spell checker. If you want to highlight or underline words for free just spell wrooongly. 


now u see what i seee so u know what u don’t always see what the people who doing see… 
 I always got scolded for breaking plates. Cause I am the one who washed them. How can anyone break a plate without waashin them? I never trust the underline words. I know they are right most of the time. But I don’t want to sound weird for being so right. It can become rude sometimes.

you know one time my English teacher said get off the car was wrong. The right English word to get out of the car is GET OUT of the car? If you say, get out. People will think it is rude so we say get off. Get out is the correct grammar because we are in the car. we are not on the car. 🚠🛺🚗🛵

do we say get out of the bike?? hm. words… 


I told the taxi driver, you can throw me off at the bus stop. Actually, I throw myself off the taxi. The story of the Get out of the car was because of a taxi driver too. He asked my English teacher to get off the car. My teacher explained it is get out of the car. The taxi driver said ok, you can get off now. The teacher said GET OUT of the car…

Like mum would use red ink to correct my grammar. I wrote a letter to her. She would then send me back with the corrected grammar. I draw her a happy mother day card. She corrected it because it was supposed to be Happy Mother’s Day. I was in Sg and I was really sick one time. I told her I had a flu. She corrected my grammars… I wonder how come her grammar was good I didn’t even have one bit out of a byte. Is it one byte got 8 bits or 1 bit got 8 bytes. I always forget. Software engineer also write out of hunger. 8 bites equal to 1 bit. I bit you one time equals to I bite you 8 times. :) My grammars also have split personality. Sometimes I got 80+. Sometimes I got 60+. When I got 80+, maybe I got possessed or I have one split personality who is good in English but they are lazy to come out sometimes. The 60+ was very hardworking and always turned up on time…

 

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